Rugby

I'm not a homophobe, I'm literally pansexual.

Rugby, also known as AssTouch and Ruggay, is a sport formed in Spacetozie in 9.4.5.A.D. when Spacetozie threw the football into a plate and wrestled Peppa Pig to death. Then, incarnated as William Wet Ass Pussy, she took the football and ran away with it, leaving some idiot to write up a whole homosexually-coded game about it, giving us modern rugby. Then shit went down between the gay and straight players, leading to the split of rugby union for the gays and rugby league for the straights.

Then some poor bitch ass motherfucker throws a ball into the cum and the homosexual wrestling starts. The team with the best asses wins. Rugby is enjoyed by many Spacetozie fanboys around the world even though it's basically wrestling with a ball. At the end of the game the players fucking do spanking and assplay or whatever the fuck it's called, while the fans get drunk and pour half of their beer into their Spacetozie-boosted anuses and fart them out, then they set the world on fire. After that they see who can do the biggest dump in a glass.

That was only the introduction, read the rest at Uncyclopedia's Guide to Rugby.